The tap dancing on Hillary’s Iraq vote is impressive. It’s like Danny Kaye and Gregory Heins had a baby, then injected that baby with feet steroids, then put the roided out baby in a growth chamber, and fed it the souls of every other fucking tap dancer on the planet. I have never seen the English language that deftly manipulated since that one time Mark Twain and I got drunk at Lawrence Ferlinghetti’s house after leaving a party Bill Buckley Sr. threw. Fuck’s sake!
Look, you can spin this shit worse than Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, it’s bullshit. There’s a fucking up/down list of the votes. I understand that it was a crrrraaaaaaazzzzy time. Everyone was freaking out. The drums of war were banging harder than Jenna Jameson trying to set a Guinness Book record. It’s easy to get confused, manipulated, lied to, and coerced into a vote. You know, unless you have a fucking conscience!
This is by far the biggest “go to sleep, little peasant” election I’ve participated in thus far in my life. And believe me, I’ve been involved in some serious fucking “go to sleep” elections. Hell, I ended up working for John Kerry, you know, the guy who gave Ben Carson all of his charisma and, apparently, all of his librium as well. But I’ve never seen such a concerted fucking effort on the part of a campaign ran by Democrats to (and I’m borrowing a phrase from Team Clinton here) “wave a magic wand” to erase our fucking memories.
I know that there are ardent and faithful supporters of Hillary Clinton here. I know that this will piss them off. It should. Your candidate is a cynical representation of everything that is wrong with American politics. If she had an (R) next to her name, the entire site would line up to condemn this professional political insider who will literally say anything to anyone at any time for a fucking vote. But because she’s a Democrat, all fucking bets are off. Win. Just win. Doesn’t fucking matter who you sold out to. Doesn’t matter how many times you severed pieces of your soul in order to get there.
Yes, the republicans are fucking terrible. Super easy to agree on that. What is equally terrible is splitting a part of your soul every time you listen to outright bullshit from the Clinton campaign and place it in an inanimate object in the hope that someday, somewhere in the far off future, your kids or grandkids or great-grandkids will be able to access it to fundamentally change the way politics work in this country. You heard me. Hillary Clinton’s campaign is a Horcrux.