Consternation is a fun word to say, but a shitty thing to experience. With the barrage of tweets and fake ass “woe is/am/are us” from Republican candidates and, sort of, kinda, eh? Reince Priebus*, we’ve all been kinda wondering if anyone from the GOP would say something of substance about just how batshit, fuckballs, Full Metal Window-licking Crazy the current presidential frontrunner in their party has become. Well, as many of us have come to understand over the last, oh...our fucking lifetimes, if you want crazy- go to Florida.
Representative David Jolly (real name, who would fuckin’ make that up) took to the House floor to call for Donald Trump to withdraw from the presidential race over his widely reported comments about banning Muslims, tagging Muslims with ID badges, using Muslims for shark bait (ok, that hasn’t happened yet, but it’s early), and in general making Summer’s Eve want to sue the guy for giving douches a bad name.
I haven’t been able to find too much on Rep. Jolly, other than the usual pro-gun, anti-Obama(everything), bible-humping rhetoric we’re sickeningly used to by the GOP. I did, however, catch this article this morning. A Teavangelical from fucking Florida said:
Mr. Speaker, I rise today to call on Donald Trump to withdraw his candidacy for the White House.
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It should be heartbreaking to every American that we have a frontrunner in the presidential race that suggests there will be a religious test for anybody who wishes to come to our shores. It is an affront the very principles upon which our nation was founded.
Clearly, this schmuck isn’t important enough in the Republican party to fear the wrath of Clownface von Fuckstick. And that’s a good thing. Even if it is another crazy guy from Florida. The GOP elite won’t really say shit. Jeb Bush might, but the last time he said something important, it was “Don’t count these votes...just those ones”. I’d be surprised if this became a trend before February, but stranger things have happened. The important thing to take away from this is that it did happen.
* Remember kids: you can’t spell “pubic re-rinse” without “Reince Priebus”. Also, if you remove the vowels from Reince Priebus, you’re left with RNC PR BS. You’re welcome.